Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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Comments (149)
laurrf 0
hes just playinggg...he wants youu haha
Sk8trlover19 3
ur boyfriends an asshole
tom3221 0
wow tht is ****** awesome but he has to give you an atomic wedgie if he really cares i did that to my girl and she gave me a hanging wedgie and left me there for 5 minuted
PillowMonster8 0
giving the person you love us the universal song for "I love you" I thought everyone knew that ...............................,.,.,......[J/K] for those of you who think I'm serious I'm just playin
riceball_4ever 0
look on the bright side, you have/had a bf. that's more than most can say
tatababe 1
is it possible to even give a wedgie if she's wearing panties or even a thong??(
derpman123 17
he touched your panties that's hawt