Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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19eightyeight 4
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NoWaitNotNow 0
You say he is wedged inside your heart? Well now you have more wedging. Undo one and keep the other... I've heard wedgies are a rising fashion trend!
spoilt_ 15
gay
lerouxmaster 7
I second that - NOT
afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
spoilt_ 15
thats great, why don't you explain to me wtf 3's trying to say ?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Yay incoherent people!
baldou16 0
whuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt?!??!?
raveypoo 4
play on words.. smitten is like.. very much in love. so after she said she was in love (wedged in her heart) he gave her a wedgie. #3 was just tried to be "punny"
shumian 4
what?
funnyFMLSplz 0
is he high?
Infamous_Hawk 6
An extra reason you probably have skidmarks.
jenna_rae 0
what's a smitten?
savs11 13
what is google?
CanadianBlondee 0
This feels like Jeopardy to me...
This2Rudy 7
I like your pic, I'd call it a Tali-Tubi
Infamous_Hawk 6
That's actually what it's called haha.
jenna_rae 0
what's smitten??
jayfish7 0
It means "very deeply in love."
VampyreKitten 0
get a new boyfriend... that one is obviously defective.. lol
LifeOfPi 0
I hate when people say "dumb him" and "get a new boyfriend" for every FMLs about boyfriends. -_-
Monikabug 9
Let us not forget the classic "divorce him/her!!!" or "YDI because you knew he/she was like that when you married them" or "Cheat on them!" for the married ones. *Palmface*
RyDawg918 0
yep they're idiots.
leeshxx 3
why would u dump your boyfriend and get a new one over a wedgie?? I wedgied my boyfriend the otherday. it wasnt an fml moment. more like a sucker! try and get me back moment :)
pepper477 6
65 IT'S FACEPALM NOT PALMFACE!!!
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
Ryley1 0
A man with a watch always knows what time it is, a man with two is never quite sure.
rallets 23
unless that one watch is set wrong or all of them for that matter
19eightyeight 4
lol. both show e same time.
cldean24 4
Do you seriously wear two watches? That's the most ridiculous thing I have seen in a while. I don't even wear one watch since I check the time on my phone that automatically updates the time via satellite. Why would you want to bother with setting your watches? I have so many questions for you, watch man.
19eightyeight 4
your questions can also be directed at people who collects paintings. "why bother buying expensive paintings? my iPad can download and display different images and can even be seen in the dark. and they're way more accurate than your paintings!" I like fine timepieces. that's just me.
19eightyeight 4
and no, I do not wear my watches at e same time. on e left is a 9k Panerai and right a 40k Audemars Piguet. their jobs are not to tell time. they display excellent workmanship and look pretty. they just happen to tell e time too. :)
marinus_fml 20
^^ your phone/pc won't let you type "the"?
19eightyeight 4
haha. good point. well. I'm too used to shorting my words when I text. many apologies.
lionheart822 13
yeah just watch, when it comes time to buy a ring for your future lover, it'll be a ring on sale for $10.95 in American Eagle. =P
19eightyeight 4
hahahaha. that's a good suggestion. I can get another timepiece with the cash I save. hmmmm. ;P
baldou16 0
lol u boss
WallyTheWombat 0
They are nice watches O.o. it's like when women spend 400$ on a pair of shoes or buy 10 different purses. When it comes down to it you should make your gf a ring. My grandfather taught me how to cut stones. I took the first one I made (correctly) and put it in a setting and gave it to my gf as a gift. She loves it. Women tend to like gifts that are thoughtful or personal because it let's them know that you're thinking about them. Forget the watch haters! People like to have nice things. Deal with it.
parcan 11
at 63: you are a dipshit. who the he'll cares if he wants to wear two watches? chill
Nimmrodel 11
That's a sign of affection, in some countries it's also a marriage proposal.
robotiick 12
really? it is so next time my sis gives me a wedgie (dnt ask shes older and much stronger than anyone in my family except my dad)I should say no I dnt wanna marry u
Nimmrodel 11
What country you from.
YeaSo3 14
Thats a got damn lie!..lol
fluffyrocka 0
was it hard enough for you and could he get it out?
YouDaIdiot 4
wow
teresa96706 29
o.o what was the purpose of giving you a wedgie?
WinMan 7
he was trying to sendher a message to start wearing thongs
mrahhhhh 21
Is this his way of saying "you should stop wearing underwear around me... ;)"? God, I hope not.
makkwheel 0
hahahhaaaa