Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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Comments (149)
sweetcheeksjvl 0
give a death grip to his crotch and see if he'll be giving you any more wedgies..>:)
robotiick 12
ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww I felt tht one aahh a death grip those hurtBAD trust me I've gotten many experiences by getting kicked punched a ball thrown a ice snow ball thrown at my nuts but death grips hurt alot more
CrypticHatchet 0
Commas are your friends #27.
d_balu 0
LOL ;)
d_balu 0
kuch bhi..!
Niki0308 0
He probably didn't understand the word. His language is probably consistent of 'UG' or something of that word.
rattusrattus 19
It was a wedgie of LOVE!
mintcar 10
i'm smitten ,i'm bitten, i'm hooked, i'm cooked- i'm stuck like glue! you make me make me hungry for you. Anyways, yep, he's a keeper.
MyNameIsBruce 0
That's what I would do...
88joey5 4
he was just trying to take off you underwear he wants to get it in with you
abbi96x 0
What point was he trying to make?:L
Livinia 11
You can't get much more romantic than that.
luis1990 0
I always said to me self that I knew you from some were I finally figures why I always said that to my self Is because your a model and you are on a picture on a photo paper box
SportsAthlete01 0
you look like Selena Gomez!
iSackismexy 0
cameltoe!