Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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Comments (149)
johnnie99 0
BUTT FLOSS!!!!!!!
Jakerat88 0
Maybe you shouldn't tell anyone jow smitten your are with them loser.
j_cat187 20
go commando
Shelzyq 2
shes embarrassed to say it in front of her mom.
jewelgracia 0
boys are so weird sometimes -.-
TinyDude 10
its his way of saying "i love you too".
leeshxx 3
put a shirt on. your doing wonders with damaging your reputation
eatmyshortssss1 8
Personally I would rather wear a thong than have visible panty lines. Nobody wants to look at THAT.
SirJamie77 7
Bloody hell I am sick and tired of these kind of "FMLs" "Today, my boyfriend.." just shut the **** up whining about pathetic things, your life is not ******. Well, maybe your arse is depending on how bad the wedgie was haha.
C6Racer 0
I could not care less if women have visible panty lines. I can still decide if they have a nice ass, or not.