:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Spain
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
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Auckland, New Zealand
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
civicman
Canada
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Anonymous
Holland, United States
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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Comments (149)
cc_the_beast 6
That's just his way of saying 'I'm smitten too baby'. Didn't you learn that in primary school?
notbanned69 0
You used the word "smitten" with someone that's already your boyfriend? That's like responding with "I'm attracted to you" when he says he loves you. YDI.
emily_tate 0
what's smitten mean?
teentee401 37
Wouldn't it be easier to look it up and keep your ignorance to yourself instead of coming here and showing it off?
OfficeNinja 5
awww. he gave you a love wedgie!
MRobvious750 0
Some show their affection in odd ways........
lbf_fml 0
why is this even posted? this isn't a fml at all. :-/
MissBunny25 0
Because the moderators and majority of the people wanted it to be an FML. If you don't like it you don't have to read it. Dont argue with the rules.
lbf_fml 0
who asked you? don't act like you are important just because people think you're cute. my gf looks better than you, and quite frankly, you and this site is stupid. so **** off. :)
RedPillSucks 33
Wow. She's just telling it like it is. No need to go on some pointless attack. What the hell does your girlfriends looks have to do with the rules of the site? If you don't like the FML, skip it and go on to the next one. Better yet, don't visit the site at all. You wont be missed.
eyez_lay_low1921 0
why does it matter, i thought all women wear thongs these days.!??
fatcat2 0
good one
Igor_g5 0
Smitten? Anybody who says "smitten" deserves a wedgie.
dexasterous 17
agreed
stilldrunk88 6
Sometimes the moment just calls for it.