Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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Comments (149)
robc32ca 4
no no he thought she called him a kitten! but really how old is he? 12?
smithy198 0
of course haha
ColorfulDonut 7
SUPER WEDGIE POWER
BurtonX56 0
Your just mad that you have some skidmarks on your underwear.
HeavyMetalViking 0
So did he see a cameltoe or a mooseknuckle?
boygeorgebaby 0
What a jerk! I know this is kind of a ridiculous situation, but why the hell would you do that to your gf who just obviously loves you. Give him a super one back!
sarahlynnxxxx 0
He was jus showin appreciation for your assets
makkwheel 0
haha get it?? ASSets haha!!
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
well, what else are thong undies for? unless you were wearing granny panties, then ya fyl..
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
correction: ydi if u were wearing granny panties.
regsworld11 2
give him one back? but really, how old is he? that's childish!
robotiick 12
damn it 16 u beat me to it