:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Spain
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
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Auckland, New Zealand
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
civicman
Canada
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Anonymous
Holland, United States
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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Comments (149)
chasewknight 0
smitten? .... cheating bitch!
dexasterous 17
who the **** uses the word smitten? ydi.
annihil8or 15
U probly deserved it for using the word smitten
rawr_imma_cupcak 0
You deserved it for saying "smitten."
teeesa21 0
probably because u use words like smitten .... jus sayin
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
This is why you don't use words like "smitten".
reider69 0
he doest love you unless it's an atomic wedgie !! try harder:)
McPuffs 0
boys will be boys.my missus loves a wedgie now and again
xandra12791 8
we all have weird codes. maybe wedgies are his way of saying he's smitten to you too? XD
lilligirl1994 0
boys will never learn