Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
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Top comments
auro7 18
It's 4am, so tired I didn't notice it say when HE laughed I kinda skimmed the FML and read it as "I laughed". Thought OP was laughing at her boyfriend farting and then he got mad and spit on her. Well thanks for clearing that up.
Damafia 19
He spit on her while he was laughing...say it don't spray it type of thing.
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Comments (63)
ThePols 11
"OP you can do better" What in the actual f. The dude farted, big deal. Then he laughed and a bit of spit came out. Settle down, you clowns. How is this even an FML? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Amy_000 12
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siggy_mcsigx 22
"It's all cute and cuddles until somebody farts."
Lil_Red777 21
I find it astounding that no one here seems to have ever accidentally farted. I'm sorry but if I have to fart and I'm not at a funeral or something I'm going to. My boyfriend and I fart in front of each other all the time and occasionally we do make jokes about it. Get over it people it happens.
ArashiGirl 13
You don't fart at funerals? In my family it's kind of expected... But then again my family tends to think things like that are hilarious.
brand125 17
9 - notice the use of the word "when".. as in when they go to sleep later, not now
CelebrityChef 3
I don't get it why some other guys find farting funny so stupid so immature
Polynomial 28
That stinks. Cut him some slack. It was just a really spitty situation.
captainsmegma 12
Being able to laugh and enjoy a good fart is essential to a healthy relationship.
Jjtacos 5
No,this would've been a true fyl, if you were not cuddling,, for instance you're sitting next to a guy on the train,and he farted then laughed n spit in your face....you were cuddling,, and I'm sure you fart too,,,
worldclassrager 41
Then the question is was all that intended? Maybe next time will be bettet