Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Top comments
senor_octubre 24
Surprise!!!
dimerneckel 22
Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
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Comments (147)
senor_octubre 24
Surprise!!!
pjsr 33
Plot twist: the teacher is the father
incoherentrmblr 22
Lack of gender icon makes this FML interesting...
tournamentdecide 33
I didn't know men could be pregnant.
sketchpanda 3
some men can get pregnant actually
incoherentrmblr 22
You've never seen the pregnant man?...
evilscorpi 29
technically their still females. so says their dna
brivielle 15
Gotta have that kid OP. Everyone will know if it's not born. So... #mumsrock or #fyl?
more4me 27
#87 Say what ?!!
RastaZebra 8
Actually, you all need to learn your pronouns, there are 492 genders capable of pregnancy and 284 genders not capable of pregnancy.
Sakuraashita 15
Uh, what, #121?
jake_braves 25
I agree 109. Plus babies eventually get fun.:) their cuteness makes up for their troubles.
733yoda_fml 19
No they cant
TigranPetrosian 8
121- I don't know what to say to that.
dimerneckel 22
Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
Roskosity 22
There goes your reality tv star chances. Oh well. Congratulations!
Shadowvoid 33
But now she does know, the whole basis of the show is that the woman has a baby into her toilet because she didn't know until birth
VeganVampyre 27
... Which is why #2 said "now you WON'T be a star..."
hystericsky 11
That show gave me really bad anxiety for 2 years after watching. I wouldn't so much as hug a guy.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
So who's the father? I hope he's prepared for it.
eyepuppy 31
he was in the class, too!
MondRubberduck 24
You should have said something like: "What? Not again!"
mypineapple 14
This, I like.
blaw24 1
Well I hope it's more of a pleasant surprise for you OP
GGitsNami 10
Congrats! Haha
slooby_fml 25
That's like the good ol' finding out you're adopted in biology class
gatekeeper1993 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dont name the baby oops
1two3four5six 23
I don't think op was planning to.
CobraLazerFace 21
Why'd you eat that baby?!
CrystalClearly 8
I love this comment!!! I can't stop laughing
listner1 9
Wow... that escalated quickly!