Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
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Top comments
auro7 18
It's 4am, so tired I didn't notice it say when HE laughed I kinda skimmed the FML and read it as "I laughed". Thought OP was laughing at her boyfriend farting and then he got mad and spit on her. Well thanks for clearing that up.
Damafia 19
He spit on her while he was laughing...say it don't spray it type of thing.
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Comments (63)
Brandi_Faith 34
It amazes me how many people are interpreting this fml the wrong way; it seems part of the fml community is exhausted. Read it again guys. He sprayed spittle on her when he laughed, by accident.
Mad_Or_Nah 13
Worded Perfectly
Enslaved 38
I did at first. Saying "spit in my face" gives a completely different visual then saying "sprayed spittle". I had to re-read the FML a couple of times to figure out that's what it most likely meant. Not everyone will interpret things the same way. (: The power of context.
alex_gen 39
Next time, don't date a 5-year old. Problem solved.
Mad_Or_Nah 13
i think he meant the girl...
stargirl_95 24
Some of the comments here though. Do some of you guys seriously think that OP should dump her boyfriend over a fart? Everyone farts and he was going to do it in front of her eventually. OP maybe your boyfriend was laughing out of embarrassment and the spitting just made it worse. There's a chance this could be even more of an FML for him. My advice would be to just laugh it off and forget it happened.
Kitsi 14
he also SPIT IN HER FACE
1two3four5six 23
accidentally, while laughing, #56.
troian_fml 6
It's funny how people overact in the comment section. I'm sure she laughed about it afterwards. My boyfriends fart in front of me, it's just make me laugh, there's nothing immature about it and I don't make a big deal out of it. Find someone who respect you more? I'm sure that he respects her. He probably spits by accident. You don't break up with someone over something like that. That would be a childish reaction.
tony1891 22
what a douche. payback is a mother tho
GingerRoot 13
I say sit on his face and fart back :p
vikky538 29
join his fartans club...
ironhead_fml 20
The honeymoon is over!
jh921971 10
Being able to fart in front or each other is sign of a good relationship. Are you not comfortable with each other?