Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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morgann4826 0
time to stop watching so much ****
daniel1_1 13
I pity the fool.
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Comments (410)
Vert90 11
He was "browsing" meaning he was trying to find a **** website the he liked. (just thought I'd clear the up)
reebokkid123 14
*that
ladyLALAA 29
^who cares. And agreed, you don't want to get stuck with some 60yrs+ porno. Unless you do, than good on you, I guess...
pinkcrayola 0
Time to invest in an iPod.
kkjkidonthate 4
He obliviously has one if he put this FML up.
Justforlolz 14
^ Ever heard of this wonderful new-fangled device we call the computer? Believe it or not, FML has a website! ******* crazy, right?!?!?
Xotoolyxo 16
No actually you can access fml through the website on the computer or phone also
fsamslife92 8
Or he is at the library like he said in the post.
Enslaved 38
Or he posted at the local library.(:
Jakesterk96 8
^no shit.
Sixers01 0
51 - get lebrons dick out of your mouth and read the comment that person was replying to
Dajucy1 7
24- *obviously
Jakesterk96 8
66- I just don't want to see the same comment posted 3 times straight.
BlinkandRHCP 7
Ehh, your mom doesn't have to be invited into your bedroom, since it (most likely) is her house. If you still live with your parents in that close of proximity, exercise some basic discretion. Yes, everyone knows teenagers especially ********** and watch ****, but be respectful of your parents. No one wants to see their kid getting down and dirty.
rattusrattus 19
I'd still say that offspring are people, and have a right to privacy and discretion. Unless it was a dire emergency, mum should have knocked.
downtime 13
If you enter a bedroom with a closed door without knocking, expect to see things you may not want to see.
sougstad 7
What a boner kill
rosha267 21
Why didn't you just close it out? They aren't going anywhere
straightxedge74 0
Booooo.
tpike1296 11
Alt+F4 really could have helped here. ^.^
Enslaved 38
5 tabs? I guess you couldn't decide on which genre you prefer at the time.
perdix 31
He probably has a fear of commitment.
Enslaved 38
Oh really? And just how many tabs do you have on your computer? Double digits, I'm sure. Guess DP is among them. Lol
perdix 31
Oh, no, I'm very loyal. One tab: YouPorn.com. I have a soft spot for MILFs ;) (Well, it doesn't stay soft ;) ;) )
laden_swallow09 35
Forget YouPorn! ro89! Has many more sites under it's search engine, including YouPorn.
Calyx_fml 22
I'll usually open one image per tab and then scroll through them at my leisure. I can easily have 50 tabs open on one fap session.
Virtual_BS 13
And that's why apps like VirtuaWin exist. A hotkey can make your entire desktop disappear.
jojimugo 20
Five tabs really dude?
chels1994 11
Better to watch **** than to be out there banging everything that moves I suppose
Bigboned38 0
My thoughts exactly :)
l23VIVE 17
Inncorrect
kisaka 2
Addiction much, my good sir? :3 perhaps it's time to try for the real thing ....?
jadamsclassic 5
maybe the OP has tried for the the real thing... hence the 5 tabs of ****...
astronobob 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You must be really smart, most people could never figure out how to get past the "You Must Be Over 18 To Enter" screen when they were your age
acotapus 1
I honestly can't tell if you're kidding or just ******* stupid.
MrsPegg 45
When I glanced @ 28's name, I thought it was Astronoob! I got excited because it fit them....Then I realized I was wrong :(
astronobob 0
When I glanced at 301's name I thought it was "Ms. Piggy"! I got excited because it fit them.... Then I realized I was wrong:(