Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, I worked all year hand making a costume, just to get kicked out of the Renaissance Faire in an hour. The people next to me got so drunk, they started puking, and just the sight of it makes me puke too. Security wouldn’t listen when I tried to tell them I hadn’t had a single drink. FML
Today, rehearsals started for the haunted house I act in. As we were running through the house and reading through our lines, the set designer turned on the hydraulic pump to test something, accidentally causing a tumbling bookshelf effect to go off. Guess where I was standing. FML
Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
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FerrariCake 2
You were in a haunted maze?? You could have killed them with a chainsaw and no one would have noticed!! Everyone would have assumed their dismembered bodies were just props. You have to recognize opportunity when it's staring you in the face or you won't get anywhere in life.
ktbird 0
Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.
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Comments (62)
fjoson 0
Haha you shoulda known better...
assasin_fml 0
in your DICK????
StoryOfTheYear 15
no... he got kicked on the arm, obviously
boyguydudemalema 0
ur a clown, drunk or not i'd kick you too
Xuphra 0
YDI.
pcakewafflebacon 0
should of pulled some space demon shit on they asses
Giant85 0
should've gone off and told or at least hide. then your balls would have been spared
Ventru 0
poor twins :(
Turtles_rock 0
Lmfao
Averizzle 0
Should of told off the guard and punched the guys.
clib542 0
great employee you are, people are destroying your work place and you are going to pretend your a statue and do nothing
ktbird 0
Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.
BritishHobo 0
Yeah, why should one of the actors stop some drunk guys, when there's a bloody security guard?
randomk1d 0
Scurittyy!
teamhat 0
pennywise has to be one of the scariest shit clowns EVER
Gobsnoglin 0
You were NOT thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!
Trent14 0
hahaha epic win
vynnkalos 0
i agree with 6. they have a word for people like you. it starts with "D" and rhymes with "rumbass"
firecopy 6
uhhh he would have been a dumbass if he did help because he would have been tolls off by his employer. However I completly agree that the gaurd is a dumbass and should be fired.
iamthespider 0
ydi clowns suck
boyguydudemalema 0
i agree