melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Busted
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Anonymous
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Marsing, United States
Panic!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Top comments
alexhaz64 4
Congratulations, your boyfriend's a seahorse!
Krirn 21
Maybe his secret boyfriend forgot to pull out.
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Krirn 21
Maybe his secret boyfriend forgot to pull out.
cuddlebunny3548 11
Even scarier, what were the results?
MrsDruidess 23
a pregnancy test can detect testicular cancer.
alexhaz64 4
Congratulations, your boyfriend's a seahorse!
sux4u121 10
Haha that is one of my favorite comments i have read on this app. Clever as hell, I tip my hat to you :D
Trai 6
He used proper grammar and was extremely witty? I think hell might be about to freeze over.
thatpeachyperson 12
This comment is the only reason this FML is going into my favourites.
amillionbucks 5
I don't get it... Help me out?
ColdplaySucks 18
Seahorse females give their young to the males and the males are the ones who deliver it.
micahdunk 13
You just made my day.
rosha267 21
I wish I could read your other 47 comments!
LavenderLunacy14 7
#27- Hahaha... Michigan.
SailorSTFU 15
BEST COMMENT EVER! :D
Xkillz302 10
pass go and collect, I think u won FmL
Alphakhiash 13
Ask him if he "found it there". Proceed to explain how it's yours... and you have some news... ...about how he's a ******* idiot.
CharresBarkrey 16
Or tell him you're pregnant and watch his head explode!
fightingkittens 39
It's awkward discussion time! Followed by moving-on time....
sens3sfailing 25
He just wanted to see if jizzing on it would make it read positive!
fightingkittens 39
Yeah, that was a fail.
Peachy2392 26
Does he have a sister?..maybe it's not as bad as it looks.
EsotericBrent 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wait, your boyfriend's pregnant?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
What, really?! OH GOD!!!!
TheRandomIndian 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Didn't you read the first two comments?
onedirectionxx 8
No dumbass
LolPieRofl 11
Yes he had defect where he had a hidden ****** in his ass
lilhellian 27
Surprise, your boyfriend is going to pushing a baby out of his ass in 9 months!
Maverick52 13
Or at least what feels like a "small baby" if you catch my drift.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Maybe he bought it and decided to test it for ***** and giggles? Also I heard its an effective way to test for testicular cancer. Although, I hope either of these 2 is the reason why. Good luck OP. hope he's not a cheater.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Imagine the instructions. For pregnancy testing purposes, urinate onto end of stick and wait. For ball sack cancer, rub the end of stick roughly back and forth for a total of one minute and wait for results.
Axipiter 24
Wait 7, if he were cheating, there's no way he'd be stupid enough to leave evidence behind... No way!
etchsanity1 11
75 odds are the other girl left it in a catty attempt to free up her soon to be baby daddy from his current committments
kenyrabit 25
Maybe the pregnant girl is his ..sister/or another platonic relationship.. who took it at your place for support. It may explain why boyfriend would leave it in sight. Or, possibly it's a prank. But, what the hell? You hope he's not a cheater, but the second possibility is a devout boyfriend with ball cancer????
MrsPegg 45
This FML feels like Deja vu... Isn't there an FML just like this?
meckis 11
well in ireland there was a case a few weeks back where a teenage boy took a pregnancy test as a joke and it turned out positive. he went to his mothr with it who went to he doctor and diagnosed the boy with desticular cancer. that type of cancer releases the same hormone that women do when we're pregnant and what makes the test positive. so tell him to have another test in your presence
benmec 18
Wow. Very insightful. I'm gonna do a test now. And then go have a guiness!!!
funky303 6
cancer does NOT release any hormones. cancer is just some cells who forget to die when tey're broken. hormones get released by endocrine glands/ductless glands. you should pay attention in biology classes st school.the only thing you get from testicular cancer is free weed in southpark
niallo 23
It may not be a hormone, but cancers Do release antigens. These can be tested for. I don't know if this could cause a positive reaction, but you never know.
poccocurantes 7
It is the testes not functioning that changes the hormone balance, but it still sounds like an urban myth. besides if they were that far gone you probably wouldn't need a test. As far as the boy getting testicular cancer. See this is what happens when you spank it too much.
MistressCaitlyn 7
I agree that it sounds like an urban myth, but strangely enough, it isn't. I found this if you're interested in reading it: http://boingboing.net/2012/11/08/positive-pregnancy-test-diagno.html
goofy4123 8
You sound like an ass.
niallo 23
As I was rereading the post, I had another thought. The testes ARE glands, and DO produce a hormone. It's called testosterone. Cancer cells on the testa are still gland cells, and will still produce a hormone. It just might just not be what it's supposed to be making.
doodlepupp 6
How?
Lacist 19
Surprise it's a boy!
OhDearBetrayal 25
Plot twist, he already has a name and it's cancer!