Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bobs and vagene!!
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Scarred a generation
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Awkward
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Saucy devil
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Red Right Hand
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Getting some action
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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morgann4826 0
time to stop watching so much ****
daniel1_1 13
I pity the fool.
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black225 9
If you're quiet enough you can still watch it at the library
Coooodyyy 8
Hahahaha sounds like you have a problem. A very unhealthy one haha
adventuretime456 0
Wow wtf ?
Breaker132 8
Today, I was watching explicit pornography on five different websites on a computer, in the middle of the day, with parents around. Not shockingly, my parents walked in, so I tried quickly hiding it, only to reveal one of my five other tabs of obvious pornography. I'm now in trouble for it. FML. Hmm... this seems familiar...
rattusrattus 19
Oh goodness... I just realised there's a good chance this guy is going online in my parents' local library...
Breaker132 8
Either stop watching it, or do it somewhere other than the open. And please do not whine about how incompetent you were being.
strawberryspacejam 11
forever alone level 99
KiddNYC1O 22
Uhm, yeah...
kkillaj 5
You should of just looked her in the eye and finished up what u were doing
Mopmob02 18
That sucks OP, but if you knew your mother didn't approve you should have been prepared. I'm going to have to say ydi and good luck.