Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I can’t make it to my friend’s birthday party because my dog died this morning. I called my friend to inform her and she screamed at me because a "dumb animal" is more important than her best friend. Oh, and she asked me if that also means she won’t be getting a present. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML
Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML
Today, my husband got charged with felony animal cruelty, because while I was at work, he shot someone's hunting dog on our property. I'm a veterinarian. This should be great for my reputation. FML
Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML
Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
File for divorce and press charges. He’s a ******* psychopath.
mourka 5
that is horrible i would be completely heartbroken if i lost my pet. 😥
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Comments (14)
Sagar Nair 12
File for divorce and press charges. He’s a ******* psychopath.
mourka 5
that is horrible i would be completely heartbroken if i lost my pet. 😥
Chazzster 32
That’s pretty awful if OP’s husband did that intentionally. Less bad if it really was an accident… I have lived in Florida, some subdivisions have canals near the homes and that attracts alligators…
Linda Graber 12
Lose the hubs and get new pup.
poopface82 25
There’s petty and there’s absolutely criminally vile. Petty would have been buying a gift for a female co-worker. This is the work of someone who should be locked up forever.
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like your husband is insecure about the strength of your relationship as see your new coworker as a threat. I suggest you talk to him and also show him that there's nothing to be afraid of for him, you've just gained a friend.
wrecklesswfire 3
he killed her dog, he’s godda go
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Why are you still with this monster?
wrecklesswfire 3
he better become an ex-husband now
d j mom 9
accidentally let him get eaten by an alligator.
Brightside86 31
Shit happens pets get out out sometimes. You really think he would murder a dog over a birthday present? Even if he didn't, if you really thing so little of him it doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.