Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Top comments
Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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Comments (277)
mrboomstik 3
How did you NOT feel a 12 year old taking your shirt off?!
yankkeeboy123 5
This kid is my hero
randypoh 3
You must be a heavy sleeper an a sexy baby sitter!!
march_17 0
Sounds like a psychopath 12 year old.
holycrapitsjake 2
How do you know OP isn't a minor as well?
Rainbow_Crash 11
I have a legitimate question: Why are some of the comments condoning the child's actions? His actions aren't the least bit admirable and he isn't "a hero". As I read the FML, I was appalled by his behavior. She deserves to be sexually assaulted (doesn't matter that it was a child; that's what he did) because she fell asleep?! I mean, the concept of her falling asleep during a job isn't permitted, but I don't think she deserved sexual assault for that. Now, I wouldn't strike the child, because that's not in OP's rights as a babysitter. What I hope was done was that OP spoke to his parents about the incident and he was reprimanded immediately. However, the job of babysitting is to never turn your back, a deaf ear, or a blind eye to the child you're caring for. I will not say that OP deserves it because she fell asleep. Everyone makes mistakes, and, depending on the situation, her falling asleep could be excused, provided it never happens again (because she's being paid to watch the kid, despite his age), or even if OP still wants the job after that. OP's life doesn't suck, nor does she deserve it.
cocodecoeur 12
This is too damn long!
Rainbow_Crash 11
It may be. *shrugs* It was three in the morning, I was bored and I had a lot to say.
DjeePee 25
"It's not her kid, so a slap in the face will only get her in deep shit with the parents and/or cops." I know. And I hate it. I'm a (future) teacher and I've had pupils give me a slap on the ass/asking if I would have sex with them/asking if I would unbutton my shirt... I'm really against slapping minors, but in some cases I think it would be the best option. So they would realise that there are consequences against totally unacceptable behaviour.
SitoXSlayer 0
Just be happy that the chances of him being able to ejaculate at 12 years old are like 3/10. He would've finished on you.
shahroni1 3
you should pretend you are sleeping and let the boy do what he wants.
cougarhunter308 4
My buddy who's tounger step brother is 13 now but when he was 12 he knocked up this 15 year old chick but what do you expect when his mom smokes crack and supplies him with weed I can see why he dis owned his mom
1710_fml 0
What the **** does that have to do with any think you long haired ****