Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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kalbrek009 20
Oh, BTW, if you are there to babysit, you are not supposed to be sleeping on the job.
linguini2 6
Everyone saying ydi is ****** up, and everyone saying the kid is awesome for doing this is ****** up. What he did was sexual assault. Sorry you experienced this, op, and I hope the kid learns that that is ****** up and not acceptable.
linguini2 6
To elaborate: Can't believe all the people saying ydi for falling asleep next to a twelve year old you were babysitting, and everyone saying the kid is awesome for doing it. WTF? What he did was sexual assault and no one "deserves" that for falling asleep with someone's head in their lap. Sorry you experienced this op, I would tell people you trust about this (anyone you tell who says you deserved it or spends all their time making excuses for the boy is not being reasonable and does not have your back, btw) and discuss what to do. Hope the kid learns that what he did is violating and unacceptable.
auzz1_pride 9
And the buzz kill strikes......
amklycz 0
How sound of a sleeper are u That he took ur shirt off without u knowing?
TheLoneBeet 8
Shit, I had a babysitter when I was younger n as I recall she was pretty hott. Used to take naps too. Wish I had that kid's brains.
gtaguy1217 10
He could share this experience with his Friends!
RaRa237 1
sorry but a 12yr old...... perverted teens!! does tht ring a bell!? plus culdnt u felt him takin iff ur shirt!!?? geeze babysitters these days......
rockinguitar 4
TFM
trilzilla 0
Sorry but this made my day$-$-
pussy393 0
Haha.. This made me crank up when I read it... Plus aren't you supposed to be alert on duty