Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Today, I ordered a mountain of junk food for myself on Deliveroo. Embarrassed, I pretended there was other people in the house by yelling, "Food’s here, everyone!" to avoid judgment. The delivery guy smiled and said, "Come on, be honest mate, no one else is in there is there?" FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML
Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML
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Vesi 30
Please, please seek help. You can end up ripping your throat to shreds doing that.
rgkkk 17
Does it differ that much from smoking away money that also harms your health significantly? Addictions and mental illnesses don't discriminate, poor people can have it as well
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Vesi 30
Please, please seek help. You can end up ripping your throat to shreds doing that.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like you've scheduled at least one party. The wildest parties often end up in puking after overdoing it.
slkeithh 14
:/ Please. Reach out to those who are licensed to help, if not loved family and/or friends. Someone spoke about ripping your throat to shreds but that's the least of you worries. You sound very ill. Please do right by yourself and seek the assistance you deserve.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Despite the fact that bulimia is a real disease/eating disorder, I'll never understand it. It's such an occidental/rich people disorder. I'm sorry I may seem judgmental, but it's basically flushing money down the toilets. You should use that money to get professional help, not ice cream parties.
rgkkk 17
Does it differ that much from smoking away money that also harms your health significantly? Addictions and mental illnesses don't discriminate, poor people can have it as well
wysegirl 24
good news you realize you have a problem. please seek help before you hurt your body worse.
vinvin2210 15
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