Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.
stringoffail 0
I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?
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Comments (182)
burnquist764 0
Coathanger scars FTW!!! That deserves a roflcopter.
whoaa23 0
hahahahah, wow. aww, that's so sad, but yet alittle funny at the same time. And i feel your pain, becuase i wasnt ment to be ethier, becuase my mom was told she couldnt have babies anymore. so i was a surprise;D haha
i_imagine 0
LMFAO. FYL because your mom has a sense of humor? XD I would of laughed too, hahahaha.
brunoisbeast 0
Haha I had a funny vision in my head.
beethoven_fml 0
dude, NOT AN FML
Syn_fml 0
Who cares? She was joking. It's not like she said "yeah, like you"
treli1593 0
LOL that was amazing. but i dont think she meant you. She probably was just hoping you thought that was as funny as she thought it was
cms70 0
"OMG I was an accident!" Really OP, grow up. Accidents happen! So what?? When I was in the womb my mother was going to abort me, and my father beat her up many times hoping I would die. Only reason I lived was because my grandma got my mom to not abort me, and I was born at 28 weeks with a lot of problems. After that I was beat and tortured for the first 5 years of my life. Yes, I was told what a mistake I was...as I was bleeding and punched in the face until I was blind in my left eye. Grandparents finally adopted me and I escaped that hell. How about feeling grateful that your parents loved you enough to not kill you...hmm? That you might have been a mistake, but they took care of you anyway? You're an ungrateful whiny little bitch. I'm pregnant, and it was a huge shock! But I already love my child very much. Quit your bitching and be glad you have a great family.
lilcuti3pi389 0
most babies are accidents but that doesn't mean that when the parents find out they're not excited to be having one.. It just means they weren't planning it. Many married couples get pregnant by accident and love it, love their children and are good parents.. So it may be true that most children are accidents.. Plus the movie is about how she believes she has a certain purpose on earth to help her sister, that's y it starts like that.... But OP your parents obviously love you so be grateful.
lilcuti3pi389 0
And you mom has a good sense of humor lol lighten up.