Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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iheartglasses 0
If it makes you feel any better OP, most lice prefer to infest clean hair. Although it would have been embarrassing for your friend to give you a heads up on the lice situation (no pun intended but whatev..) she should have told you anyway. Unless she was treating the problem and thought she shouldn't bother, which means she should have bought a new brush... This is your friends fault for not telling you, and your fault for sharing personal items. I guess you need to be warned not to use peoples chap stick/lip stick/lip gloss too..
smokeymcpottt 3
Evacuate the lice! Migrate to Angelina Jolie's vag, they'll be able to live, generation after generation.
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FmyLinNY 0
you know it's bad because he/she said "figured it out".
mamamiaaa_fml 12
maybe it's crabs because it's her pubic hairbrush. what you don't have one? you can have mine. sharing is caring.
iSitt 0
shave your head. Start a fad.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
youre both probably poor and therefore it was only a matter of time before you got them. learn to live with them as your friends.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
24-the more I look at your picture the more I want it.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you can look but can't touch
starcraft2FTW 0
but I can copy paste and upload XD
katherineann227 0
#1 .. wow.
oldenuff2party 3
that blows
ujonesy 0
Using someone else's hair brush is disgusting. YDI.
its_callie_bitch 0
I use my besties brush but I also don't hang with discusting people either. just sayin
ujonesy 0
You might as well sleep in your "besties" used bed sheets too.. as long as you guys are sharing a hair brush and all.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I share my toothbrush. with my dog and my butt. sharing is indeed caring.
Eliseopwns 22
I don't see how it's gross. To what I understand, most people fix up their hair after a shower. Their hair should be clean by then, unless they didn't shower correctly. Which is already kinda dirty :/.
brittyboo123 35
Ewww
sports_chic 6
sucks to be you
starile 20
BLOOD BUDDIES! Because lice suck blood :D
nicknesser 0
At least he didn't have herpes and you used his/her toothbrush...
beautyful_mess 0
Why would you use some one else's tooth brush that's foul
blueocean43 2
It can't be that bad, or you wouldn't need to use her hairbrush to catch them. Every time you hug they have a chance to jump from head to head.
smokeymcpottt 3
Evacuate the lice! Migrate to Angelina Jolie's vag, they'll be able to live, generation after generation.
colombiancartel 0
ha ha!
bethan1 4
Those massive head lice are the worst kind.
DocBastard 40
Bethan, don't be ridiculous. It's the friend's head which is massive, not the lice. You silly, silly woman.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Daaaaaaaaam
iheartglasses 0
If it makes you feel any better OP, most lice prefer to infest clean hair. Although it would have been embarrassing for your friend to give you a heads up on the lice situation (no pun intended but whatev..) she should have told you anyway. Unless she was treating the problem and thought she shouldn't bother, which means she should have bought a new brush... This is your friends fault for not telling you, and your fault for sharing personal items. I guess you need to be warned not to use peoples chap stick/lip stick/lip gloss too..
DocBastard 40
...especially if the lipstick starts vibrating.
jjhawkings 0
Awesome FML! ^^^