Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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Defiant47 0
Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a creeper.
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Defiant47 0
Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.
Aniland 2
People who use the word creeper need to go the **** up.
thereitgo 1
go the **** up where and what does that have to do with #1's comment?
StingMunFizzy 0
I have a weird feeling that the girl that wants to be screwed is like 13. Ew? O_O
crazieeli 0
agreed. but isn't it weird to talk about those things period? especially if they aren't even together? :/
USMC_Marine 0
Why because your a creeper. Op WTF you talk about him in a movie? god what's wrong with you! telling your friend every detail of who you want to **** and how nasty your probably a kid. Just die. Please. Suka
mike1921 0
#37 No , it isn't
delaney16 0
well that is kinda creeper like
Gorsbug823 0
why would you say that out loud in a public place??
PrimeStarscream 30
Blah, blah, blah.
fadingfaith 4
I know this chick who told everyone where and how she had sex with this guy she was with in my science class.
1beee 3
Uh how does talking about a guy while waiting for a movie mean something is wrong with her? And how does all this make her a little kid? Correct me if I'm wrong but I know so many 20+ year old adults who are just as pathetic and immature as a 15 year old.
1beee 3
Oh my above comment was directed to #40
BeginnersLove 0
That really sucks.. :(
tandem123 6
It's her own fault. That's just WRONG.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a creeper.
4ube_fml 6
Lol, she ****** up your mind. Nice prank !
ninja578 0
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#4 is right, UNLESS u have a crush on an apparently much younger guy, and you stock him, the chick in the theater is a bitch for eavesdropping and using it against you. otherwise, don't stock or creep, go to him and offer yourself :p
classic036 0
its STALK....not stock. lol
Sun_Kissed18 25
No, the guy can be the same age as the OP and the sister can be older.. duh.
tandem123 6
No, 13, she means stock. Making sure everything on him is organized and kept restocked.
iFruit 0
HAHAHA But seriously, you shouldn't have talked about that in public. What if it was him sitting behind you?
Mattfail 0
If she's stalking him #5 she'd know he was behind him and wouldn't have said anything
Boxingsweets 0
Who said she was stalking? She just went there to see a movie with her friend, and the sister was coincidentally sitting behind her. OP: YDI, you dumbass.
leahlovesya121 0
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smack that bitch's head for eavesdropping
spoo 24
FYL due to her being behind you due to chance... but I cant blame the sister for what she did either. True she shouldn't ease drop, but i would in that situation. If you are loud enough in a theater for me to hear, I consider myself as part of the conversation.
CitizenSnipz 0
I always eavesdrop, and I usually keep quiet. Usually. It's good to know things >:3
joethebiden 8
Creep bitch. And a House fan, of all things. Double creep bitch.
iljajlm 4
hey! leave House out of this! House is the greatest show ever!
awkwardturtley 0
Ya! Why the hell does that even have relevance?! House has enough problems without you being a jerk :p
fucentarmal 1
little sisters are often jealous this isn't a fyl or a ydi...take nothing from what she said.. she probably didn't even tell him...man i remember when creeper was weed, what is wrong with kids today.
awkwardturtley 0
older sis actually. I am one, so I know we get jealous too sometimes tho. It depends on our stupid little bros tho -_-"
Popple 0
I doubt the girl behind you was really his sister....she just wanted you to shut the **** up and stop talking. If the people behind you can hear every word and get so annoyed they prentend to be someone else, YDI for being a loud-mouthed bitch.
Snommelp 0
Agreed. It's okay to talk quietly during the previews, I suppose, if you must. But if you're talking loud enough for the person behind you to make out every word? No bueno. And seriously? In public, you decide to talk about a guy that you want to bang? Save it for a more private location, please!
skullbuster 0
@Popple - My thoughts exactly. Unless these people live in Mayberry or on Walton's Mountain, I doubt OP just happened to to be sitting in front of the sister of the boy she is stalking. And unless she said his name, how would the sister be so sure? Sounds like OP got punk'd into silence!
nicole1123 0
@ 12... or at least don't talk about it so loudly
Inked2009 0
YDI, get a life geez it's so creepy that you would even do something like that! You have no chance with him if you continue to be so weird.