Health, Bodyshaming and Love: Subtle - FML

Subtle

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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rachelroller 0

Monday 23 February 2009 8:26

WOW you know how to pick 'em!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:08

Lol @ #2

sabrage 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:51

If you're fat, you deserve it.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

fmlcommenter 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:22

wow this is like the first fml and no one comment on it

fmlcommenter 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:24

wow this is like the first fml story out and like no one comment on it only 6

24788 6

Monday 27 April 2009 21:33

#1 That's just evil, but effective.

RhiannonD 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:56

This is one of my favourites.

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Monday 4 May 2009 4:01

Tell him to **** off!! Eat more cookies!! Cookies are your friend!! FYL Cookie!!

csf_lupita 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:55

lmaoo,!! :D

BiggLJ 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:35

YDI for being fat. He deserves it for going out with a fatty.

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