Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
stm123 0
your mom's a flounder.
waxstigmata 0
thats called abuse little girl
ClumsyJason 3
I say guys should be allowed to push girls away as for defense. Like really hard. in that situation. he coulda shoved her into the clothes or hangers.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0
Bitches be crazy.
ClumsyJason 3
Wow. The dumbest bitch on Earth. Weren't you embarrassed. Lol. I mean I would be laughing my ass off at you and calling you a dumb ass. Embarrassment to your friend as well. She probably apologized to the bystanders and be like sorry, that aint my friend.
ClumsyJason 3
Lmao, i'd laugh if he brought his friend to help pick out underwear for you and you thought he was so kinda but the next day the underwear he bought was size: XXL . LOOOOOL
yaziyo 0
YDI. What give's you the right to hit another person, even if it was your boyfriend?
ASpocksky 0
Does your boyfriend know you don't even know what he looks like?
djk 0
Stupid bitch u don't have the right to just go slapping people. Women want equal rights but if you were cheating on your boyfriend and he smacked you, you would call the police and have his ass thrown in jail but no you can just go slap him. stupid bitch...
zombie_pie 0
you're a bad girlfriend.