Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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meddude 0
first, what gives you the right to hit someone in general?? second, are you one of those bitches that assumes that a guy can't have a friend who's a girl? seriously, i know girls who are just friends and we typically just go into those stores to just laugh and joke around (before any troll tries to say "oh that dude's gay", i'm 100% straight, just so you know). you absolutely don't deserve any human contact. i hope that dude filed an assault charge against you. what a bitch.
ghostgirll 0
first of all, you clearly don't trust your boyfriend. second of all, you're kind of delusional and very very paranoid. next time, relax, evaluate the situation, and you know, if you decide that your boyfriend is actually in a Victoria's Secret with another girl, GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIM BEFORE YOU SLAP HIM.
ghostgirll 0
first of all, you clearly don't trust your boyfriend. second of all, you're kind of delusional and very very paranoid. next time, relax, evaluate the situation, and you know, if you decide that your boyfriend is actually in a Victoria's Secret with another girl, GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIM BEFORE YOU SLAP HIM.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
LMAO fyl then again now that i think about it, you did assume something that could have been totally innocent regardless of whether or not he was your boyfriend. think about it, he could have been getting you a gift and asking his female friend for advice since after all she is a girl.
amaneylandx3 0
I think that any girl who is strong enough to actually walk up to a stranger and slap him is a friend of mine.
wakingzombies 0
And I think that you need to march your ass down to the nearest bar and slap the drunkest man in the place. When your broken arm heals enough to be useful again, make me a sandwich and apologize for taking advantage of double standards. That's not being 'strong', that's being cowardly.
gc_fml 0
117 Yeah, slapping random people really shows courage. Moron
HurriKaty 4
More like F his life, you dumbass. Now his girlfriend probably thinks he's cheating on HER. And he's the one that's going to get screwed over by all of it.
kikchik2491 0
YDI for not knowing what your boyfriend looks like =
tweaker18 0
why didnt you just call him, and see if he answered it? and if he answered it, but they guy in the store didnt, then it wasnt your boyfriend and all of this couldve been avoided
mannyisdashit 0
well, i would believe that even if he was cheating on you, you dont have the right to hit anybody so if i were him, i would file a lawsuit against you
dj_walls2424 0
**** ur life? what do u think that guys girlfriend was thinking when you went up and slapped him....? now she probably thinks he was cheating on her with you. your an idiot.....