Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
catriona_cd 0
stupid mole. GROW up. these are all most as lame as the op's that say it ended up being his sister or coz.. Do society a favor.. go abort yourself.
Sophia93 0
LOL
bokindo 0
i wish he would have punched you in the face
trulyinsane 0
"today, i was underwear shopping with my girlfriend and a nut job **** slapped me for no reason. FML." don't assume things. don't be reactive, be proactive. this is a lot like the fml where a dude was with his cousin and got slapped. to bad the dude's girlfriend didn't hit you back.
Tubasaurus 0
Don't be a stupid ****. If you're going to let your blind rage control you in a public place, at least be prepared to take what's coming to you. You're lucky the guy didn't decide to knock you out.
cthulhu1138 1
Consider yourself lucky you didn't get the old boot to the face.
hmachum 0
you are suchh an asshole...
kristina_duh 0
now half yall kno if yall saw your bf or gf yall would go crazy too so dont go hard on her but she could have made sure it was him before she slapped him
Clarity 0
People like 89 should be allowed to breed
Lonely4 0
#*( -- you're that trashy and ignorant to cause such a ridiculous, just-for-attention scene in public? That's pathetic. It's like they taught you in kindergarden and elementary school (maybe you didn't make it that far in school)....use your words, not your fists....
xxXChiiXxx 2
YDI all the way. Spousal abuse? o.O
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for assuming bullshit. Go die!