Today, my boss came to see me because he'd heard that I was homeless. I'm not homeless, and the rumour was started by a friend of mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML
Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
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Top comments
Leviathene 34
On the plus side, at least your boss cares enough to see if you are ok.
TrashlifeKaylala 12
Imagine “damn sharon you could have asked for a raise”
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Comments (7)
TrashlifeKaylala 12
Imagine “damn sharon you could have asked for a raise”
weeping_willow 25
Is your friend a pathological liar? Or just an asshole?
Leviathene 34
On the plus side, at least your boss cares enough to see if you are ok.
Mungolikecandy 19
I was about to say the same thing.
Inkoseh 33
Nice boss, since it's most likely way past the event happening- Set it straight but don't make your boss look bad. Bring up the fact that you appreciate his caring and it's great to see a boss that looks out for their workers well being!
Yudith 28
Damn it; now you will have to invite your boss, your friend and a representative of Human Ressources for dinner at your place.
leighmacj 11
At least he cared.