Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
nobody81 4
her asshole father is probably the reason she has low self-esteem
Silas_fml 0
After thinking about what I last said, I had to come back and add one more thing. Every single person who says 'are you a guy or a girl' here, in the sense of trying to figure out if it was a 'creepy paedophile' come on, or not, is: a complete. *******. Moron. Is it a rule that only older males are allowed to have 'paedophilic' feelings towards young girls? Open your eyes.
kennyx493 0
this could be fake cuz thats very similar to part of theory of a deadman's new song "hate my life" but either way its still funny and who knows. maybe they got the idea from a story similar to this one on here haha
haxxx041 0
are u a guy or a girl?
uzupocky 0
What's even funnier is how the dad is going to explain to his daughter why he punched you in the face.
chilipeppersrok 0
HAHAHHAHAHHAA! aww that suckss sorry, man! that was really sweet you didn't deserve that. That guy's an asshole because he punched you for saying something nice and for possibly lowering his daughters self esteem.
Melly18 0
That was very kind of you and I'm sure it still made her day
Blinzer 0
LOL
Aleister_Grey 0
this is god telling u to stop doing good things, but that was a nice thing to do, u prlly shouldve said "i dont care if u think so but i think" prlly wouldve have gotten owned that way, but still, Karma owes u one
IAmDaBomb 0
Why would he punch the person?? it makes no sence