Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
EpicBoobs 0
Aww that's so sweet. How hard did the dad punch you?
hk_fml 9
Awwww how sweet of you, you definitely did not deserve it. That's kind of scary, that the dad would hit him for it.
fantome_fml 0
Okay know these are annoying but I just had to do it "Today I was having a bad day. I don't think I'm pretty and I just needed to hear a compliment from someone, a nice guy told me that I was beautiful, my Dad punched him in the face...FML"
Frisbee_fml 0
The only way this would have been acceptable would be if you were a girl. I'm sorry but life just doesn't work like that - nevermind the fact that you admitted to eavesdropping. Creepy man...
iDontFail_xD 0
Exactly how old are you, OP?
alexthebrit 0
that was a really nice thing for you to do op :] and the dad's a tool. what the hell.........
Yulia_fml 0
Somehow, I think the father's aggression ties into the girl's low self-esteem.
liz1908 0
The dad only hit you because you gave the girl false hope ...
cd5love96 0
you got owned! lol. Good guys finish last, lol. Serves you for being nosy.
roflstephh 0
i think that was a nice thing to do, even though her dad was there. it would of made her smile at least. but lol@ #27