Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
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scorpioserpent 1
aww she's a bitch :(
bluephoenix1498 0
sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned
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mark_my_words 0
she's a ho, thats all there is to it.
jeff_8605 0
She must not be THAT good of a friend if she doesnt even know your sexual orientation. Unless you put on a really efeminate (sp?) vibe. Do you like twilight or the jonas brothers or anything? I'm curious cuz you're also playing spin the bottle. Dont fall for girls who **** strangers on the first date.
cassandrathevil 0
what a bitch :( I'm so sorry, but at least you know the true character of this girl and your "best friend" now.
Tim_Otay 0
maybe you really are gay and she could tell it a mile off
guccibandana 0
bitch move? yes. BUT..get out of that friendship real quick or youre asking for this shit to happen to yourself. trust me, i know.
thestevenrose 0
dude, you're just torturing yourself by hanging around her, i would get away cuz your just gunna get hurt.
ChronicOffender 0
lol u deserve it grow some balls and tell that bitch what's good.
Dhamy 0
Wow. You should tell her " Y'know,darling, I thought you were something special, and I liked you a lot, but after what you did, I think you're disgusting, g'bye" Seriously. She's.... ugh....I could so rant... -stops self-
ellebell 0
sounds like you need better taste in girls....
satanicminnow1 1
"love" one of the most retarded illusions. caused purely by chemical reactions. do not think there is anything else to it.