Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
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scorpioserpent 1
aww she's a bitch :(
bluephoenix1498 0
sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned
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FoundManyLemons 0
Run.
Mr_Positive 3
She doesn't deserve your love !! Nor should you have such douche best friend. Totally agree with #113.
Piemonkey 0
She's a bitch.
strangersdk 0
What a bitch. Call her on her dumbass hypocrisy, and punch your 'best friend' in the dick and take his man card for breaking law. Next time try to get her attention more, but definitely let her know how much of a ***** she is.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Ok I know not all women prefer douch bags but alot of them do want douch bags you should learn the mystery method though give yourself some self worth such as telling her that your previous gf was hot as **** or an exotic dancer or maybe a drop dead goreous model it will make her want you or pretend that you dont like her or could care less about her but from the way you said it you guys were probably friends first than you realized you liked her as a result of it and Jesus Christ people spin the bottle isnt just a kids game the original ******* post should tell you they were kids having sex I know some people have sex at 12 but I doubt that was the case
Okinawa95 2
Holy crap dude THAT NEVER WORKS!!! Ever. -_- No matter how stupid a girl is, you'll never get her by treating her like shit. No exceptions.
Guch 0
Nothing like rampant misogyny.... Seriously, you were a friend to her, chances are you had a chance and you were nervous or unsure and didnt go for it. She took that as "oh he doesnt think of me that way, we'll be best of buds!" If you can move beyond your puppy love she'd probably be a good friend, she also has friends you know, expand the social circle and have fun :P
dnr928 0
#40 = "tough love" WIN. I don't see how you're in love with her, but in the past I've been a hypocrite so yeah there are some bitches out there and this is one of them
laurisshnazzy 0
Wow, #119 is such an idiot. I completely agree with #109.
sheni_009 0
People are so quick to call girls bitches and ****** for hooking up with someone. She wasn't into him. She was into his friend. She obviously was not into him...yes, FYL because the girl you like hooked up with your friend, but she's not a bitch and she's not a ***** just because she doesn't like you back. If the OP is an asshole to her and his friend he's being a real tool and a baby. If someone doesn't take an opportunity to kiss you, they don't WANT to kiss you. Seriously. I absolutely agree with poster #105.
Saphielle_fml 0
That actually does suck, as opposed to an FML that's just an unfortunate ironic coincidence.