Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
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scorpioserpent 1
aww she's a bitch :(
bluephoenix1498 0
sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned
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Comments (259)
scorpioserpent 1
aww she's a bitch :(
S0_Fricken_CUtE 0
that's happened to me. makes u feel sad inside ;(
cicibizzy112 0
Waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!! sucks to be you!!!
emala1096 17
Someone has no sense of empathy...
tylercarolinex 21
how is she a bitch if she isnt attracted to the guy? you can't force yourself to kiss someone because they like you
guitardedman 0
i have to believe that you probably aren't in love with someone if your young enough to be playing spin the bottle.. but that sucks ass man
jannielovesjack 0
I don't think you have to be a certain age to be in love -_-
james098 0
call her a bitch and never talk to her again.
kotabones 0
I agree if she's a) that not into you and b) that much of a stuck up bitch tell her off she's a useless liar and not worth the time of day. Let it go and go for someone better
bluephoenix1498 0
sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned
chelzy 0
stop tossing around the word love like it's nothing. love is sneaking over to your girlfriends house at 2am because ur parents think lesbianism is a sin. when ur in love, you shouldn't care what happens to you. you spend all your time making the one you love happy. love is a two way street, and you are on the wrong side of it jackass. welcome to reality.
slushpup9696 12
That's not exactly how I'd define love...
chelzy 0
shut the hell up. no need to be a douche.
kabenzi 0
pot calling the kettle black. **** ur life for judging someone elses feelings. who the says ur rly in love u stupid bitch
cicibizzy112 0
Fork you Chelzy!! and your "lesbianism"
Okinawa95 2
@216: Agreed. Real love is putting up with bullshit for a long ass time!
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
Love sucks, true love swallows!
Failercoptor 0
Agreed with #3, it is the only solution. bitches love being treated like bitches.
bnomis 0
Ouch, that bites :( . But I can't decide who is more of an asshole- the girl you love or your 'best friend'.
HurriKaty 4
Sounds like she's not worth it. Move on.
esushi 0
#2 - love knows no age (and neither does spin the bottle).
InigoMontoya 0
Let her go, grow up, and learn to choose who you fall in love with; as in, don't be ruled by your emotions.
guitardedman 0
actually i forgot the part where it said she slept with him... so i take back everything except for the part about that sucking