Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
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scorpioserpent 1
aww she's a bitch :(
bluephoenix1498 0
sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned
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rknvb2 0
what a bitch, you should call her a lying sack of shit, bitch slap her like the ***** she is, and go sleep with her best friend to prove your point
Okinawa95 2
Chill... -_-
EffYoLife 14
if ur young enough to be playing SPIN THE BOTTLE, then you guys are not old enough to be SLEEPING with people! wtf
airandfingers 0
agreed, #17. OP: that sucks man, but don't start cutting your wrists over it; I am of the belief that it's unlikely to actually be "in love" with someone when attraction between you two is not mutual. In my experience, I usually idolize a crush and get to the point where I think we're perfect for each other, but I've never said I loved a girl until I'd dated her at least a few weeks.
Shadowflames420 0
Dude I learned this hard way too. Girls dont want a nice guy, trust me. I been there, for YEARS. Be a dick to her a little. ignore her, dont give her everything she needs from you but show that you are able to give it. Oh and if your best friend knew you were in love with her, punch (not kick) him in the balls.
Okinawa95 2
I'm sorry, but you obviously don't know shit about women. Stop talking. Forever.
BigMac_fml 0
Take the hint, you're probably ugly, socially awkward, both, or maybe you remind her of McLovin before he got hammered. That's what you should do, get totally hammered and find thong girl, you'll be totally fine after that.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
You deserve it because you obviously don't understand what love is and perpetuate the false concept of loving someone who you obviously have no chemistry with. That's as bad as calling the teenage girl lust fantasies of Twilight real love. I suggest you grow up.
paperfox_fml 0
I think she was actually pretty nice. She's evidently not attracted to you, so she took steps to ensure you wouldn't hit on her and she wouldn't have to kiss you. What should she have done instead, led you on and then screamed 'EWW' when the bottle picked you? She's not a bitch, she's not a ****, and she's not a *****. If she wants to sleep with someone she just met that's really none of your business. I think some of the people who comment here have issues.
Frenz 0
If you don't see anything wrong with this girl's behavior, you must be a bitch, **** and ***** yourself.
Okinawa95 2
So... She's a bitch because she doesn't share the same feelings as OP? Oh God what a monster. Seriously, man the **** up.
caybree 0
I agree with Paperfox 100%. P.S Frenz your a total prick. Embrace silence.
all_me_103 2
#28 Imma Lil late but having sex with random people is completely what a ***** does.
KeithHarris 0
Why does every 13 year old think they're madly in love. We have 30 year olds getting divorced 50 percent of the time and we have 13 year olds who think they're smarter. If you were really smart you'd ask your best friend for dating advice :-D Oh and #28. I think ***** is defined by sleeping with total strangers... so um yeah. She's a ***** :-D
MrJentipede 2
You have awful taste in women.
lololol_fml 0
You've been friendzoned, OWNED