Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
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scorpioserpent 1
aww she's a bitch :(
bluephoenix1498 0
sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned
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Kira_fml 0
spin the bottle? really??
mardog88 0
Thats sad that you best freind would sleep with someone your in love with
YouCanCallMeBo 0
You're dumb, 41. My nickname is Bo. His posting name is Bo.
charbelfa 4
ohhh:S that's pretty harsh :S... try to forget her!:) There r plenty of fish in the sea xD oh and as for ur best friend!...> if he knew u had a crush on her! then dump him too!:D
boone_fml 0
There is a big difference between being in love with someone and having a crush on them. You got rejected by a crush. don't sweat it. No matter how it feels now, there really, truly, are plenty more fish int he sea.
deliciouskaek 1
Sounds like you guys are a couple of kids, in which case, you'll get over it.
lubby_fml 0
"She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night". So like why was she in the circle if she did not want to do anything with anyone. Now, not only is she a *****, she is a lying *****. ***** =/= ***** b/c ***** is just a gurl with experience. ^_^ Btw, your friend is a big douche, if he knew that you liked her.
BCLx01 0
wow, that girl is a *****. And your friend is horrible. forget both of them & find a better friend and a better girl to be in love with :)
Dusa_fml 0
She's a ****, move on.
revezone 0
sorry dude.. drunk happens... and btw.. spin the bottle is so 90's oh and get over it. its not advisable fall in love with someone who ur not even goin out with, especially if they call you their gay friend. man up, grow some balls, nd use charm to conquer. physiologically speaking, love is, in essence, an addiction to another person and the way they make u feel. u cant be an alcoholic if you've never had alcohol (eliminating hereditary addiction).