Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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SSC_fml 0
Wow, haha, that's messed up but anythings possible nowadays! I'm sure her boyfriend was pretty embarassed-- and maybe even her..
scorpioserpent 1
so she's a cougar?
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Comments (70)
SSC_fml 0
Wow, haha, that's messed up but anythings possible nowadays! I'm sure her boyfriend was pretty embarassed-- and maybe even her..
brycereid 0
hi
dabears554 0
hahahaha
Kaileigh 6
Holy shit!
babbling27 0
This turns me on.
scorpioserpent 1
so she's a cougar?
lizwriteslove 0
Hm, okay then.
notmuch 0
I don't get it. You had not seen him for ten years. Back then she told you he was her son. Now he is the boyfriend?
katiezomg 3
no, OP just thought it was her son. but it wasn't, it was her new boyfriend.
capslockisgood 19
Are you ******* kidding me
T9FTW 20
The thing was that the boyfriend was so young in comparison to the woman that he could have been her son.
Nat52482 25
She THOUGHT it was her son since her "boyfriend" was so much younger than her
AlyshaDeShae 10
Wow . . . so, that is possibly an f*** his life, depending on how he feels about the situation, but it's definitely not an f*** her life! She's got a hot young man and her beck and call! :-D Not really an f*** your life, either, because if it's anyone's it would be hers for dating someone her sons age, which I think is yucky, but I doubt she sees it that way. So, yeah, I laughed, thank you!
lnm701 0
Haha...rob that cradle.
AntiChrist7 0
he only does her for the money. FYL