yuna
Mouthwatering
Today, I discovered that I have a condition in which saliva frequently falls out of my mouth for no apparent reason. I’m 17. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
cheesy grin
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Ramis182
United States
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
anonymous
Manchester, United States
Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML
oops
Plumbing issues
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
foxyreegan
United States
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
jj.
United States
Best teeth in the game
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
ewwww
Monroe, United States
Today, I went to the doctor for the constant pain I have when eating savory or sour foods. It turns out I have a stone in my saliva gland, and no joke, the only thing I can do to fix it is eat savory or sour food to make me drool enough to force it out. FML
bucktooth
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Ouchies
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
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cuz803 46
Maybe this could benefit you. Saliva has bacterial fighting agents and freshens your breathe. Extra clean mouth for you! Lmao just go see a doctor about it
Yummi_913 18
My sister has the same situation. It might be genetic because it seems she inherited it from our dad. It's odd but you learn to live with it apparently.
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cuz803 46
Maybe this could benefit you. Saliva has bacterial fighting agents and freshens your breathe. Extra clean mouth for you! Lmao just go see a doctor about it
Fang713 28
Did a dog post this?
Wadlaen 24
Well, in the presence of the opposite sex, you might just seem interested😜
Yudith 28
You must be extra glad to wear a mask all day "because of the pandemic". Good luck for your doctor's appointment!
Yummi_913 18
My sister has the same situation. It might be genetic because it seems she inherited it from our dad. It's odd but you learn to live with it apparently.
rotflqtms_ 21
That used to happen to me when I was super focused on something.