Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Comments (105)
Fleur_fml 0
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Wait, you tell her you're gay when you've been in love with a girl? And why did she say that when she hears that you're gay? This one confuses me so much.
emmerphone 0
I had to reread this a few times to get it, I hope I'm right. Friend: -rants on- ... "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." She tells her friend that she is. Friend: Not attracted. (Might have been a tease what she had said earlier.) Note that the OP is a woman.
pingpongpickle 8
ur best friend didn't know you were gay?
metalfan333 0
ugh gay people....
joanjett 0
op is a girl
ccc01 1
It's confusing to guys because of how media and tv shows have portrayed "gay" as only referring to two men, not women. The equivalent is lesbian. So she is referring to herself as a lesbian.
TheOptimist 0
No, ccc10, that's not it at all. He didn't understand because he thought the OP was a gay male and the best friend was a gay female.
sheehan35 2
no, op is lesbian and so is her friend
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
i dont get how people can be lesbian or gay maybe bi but not just settled on one ;) like me :)
teddy4nyy 13
They're all lesbian; there ya go.
dragonrider1959 18
She means lesbian
lkm0512 0
ouch. that's gotta hurt
DagonRais 0
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Hahaha, you best friend is gay, you weren't but secretly were.... then when she said if you were gay you would be perfect you told her you were... She shut you down LMFAO
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
potatopeeler 0
What a bitch.
arienh4 0
#1: The writer is female.
alex_vik 1
Your best friend didn't know you were gay? Your fault.
truelyawesome 0
more like: ur gay? ur fault
SayPeanuts 29
How is that her fault?
Hellojack914 0
That should teach you to mix with lesbians... they're evil!!!!!!!!
My_Little_Pony 0
You should just start to rub her shoulders then take it from there.
Shadic 0
She's a crappy friend.
hryffff 11
No that does not make you a crappy friend. Just because she wasn't attracted to her.
jc1015 25
it makes her a crappy friend for saying they were perfect for each other and getting op's hopes up then crushing them.
silentdud 0
do it. take pictures.