Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
You were probably green with disgust, then red with anger, and then you probably throttled her til she was purple in the face. #YELLOW.
tgagliano95 15
Thats actually pretty funny. Your sister is awesome.
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Comments (69)
TulipCat 11
Can I just... What kind of slogan is that!? I can imagine it though... That would be terrifying. Hahaha
brittyboo123 35
What a damn waste of perfectly good skittles.
IGaveRickUp 15
Did you find any treasure by the end of it?
soapmactavish82 8
Trazadone
weby11 12
That was a waste of skittles!
threer 30
The bitch knows how to repay a favor. FYL my ass! Free skittles !!!
sythe511 28
I would respond by promptly whacking her if she was my sister
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Eewwwww that had to be slobbery. I feel bad. I hate spit.
yawz 1
Taste the rainbow!
B00K_L0V3R93 31
And that's when you turn around and leave her to clean her room by herself.