mikay1413
Gullible's travels
Today, my step-sister asked me what an organ donor was. I told her it's someone who delivers pianos. She believed me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Vandrefalk
Norway
Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML
Medic
Puyallup, United States
Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML
NonPianoMan
Play 4′33″ by John Cage
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
South Park Township, United States
Support system
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
NextAmericanIdol?
Bowie, United States
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
themarrowguy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Unmatch
Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML
Carrie G.
Holland, United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Anonymous
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Top comments
bl3ur0z3 17
F your stepsister's life, she has a sibling who preys on her innocence and lack of knowledge.
kfchicken 31
it's called a joke, or sarcasm.
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Comments (8)
bl3ur0z3 17
F your stepsister's life, she has a sibling who preys on her innocence and lack of knowledge.
ChromaScarlet 12
I'm sure this was intended as sarcasm when said to the sister in law
Mathalamus 25
Why would you deliberately spread wrong information?
kfchicken 31
it's called a joke, or sarcasm.
Mathalamus 25
No. Such jokes have no place in most areas of life.
RichardPencil 32
If I got an FML for every time I messed with someone and got them to fall for it, my life would be very F'ed!!
Sinshine 28
The question here is how old the sister is. If she's 8, that would be a shitty thing to do. If she's 16+, that lack of knowledge is really sad.
fjvitt 14
I was like “why...because it will fall on you...????). Can I have your sister’s number?