Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Top comments
evilplatypus 39
I don’t know where you live, but where I do they aren’t “reserved” for anyone. It’s not like handicapped parking where ONLY the handicapped can use them. They’re provided IN CASE the handicapped need them, not JUST for the handicapped.
MidnaLink 35
That’s hardly karma. I’ve used the disabled toilet if it’s the only option.
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Comments (21)
RichardPencil 32
Karma's a bitch, huh? Those toilets are reserved for the handicapped (and informal gymnasts.) Now that you've undergone the trauma of being barged in on mid-shit, you can get some doctor to diagnose you with PTSD which would entitle you to righty use the handicapped toilet. Winning!
MidnaLink 35
That’s hardly karma. I’ve used the disabled toilet if it’s the only option.
RichardPencil 32
But the OP said they did it for “extra privacy” and not because it was the only option. I use it, too, but I realize I’m living on the edge. I’m a rebel.
Diegoba12 16
They may be reserved for the handicap but if all the other ones are taken I’m sure using that one 😂
evilplatypus 39
I don’t know where you live, but where I do they aren’t “reserved” for anyone. It’s not like handicapped parking where ONLY the handicapped can use them. They’re provided IN CASE the handicapped need them, not JUST for the handicapped.
iceberg 10
Handicapped toilets are perfect for *******. I can't believe you apologized.
Gubbon 17
I think it's just badly written and it was the cleaners who apologized.
mekiswrite 21
How did you get in if the door had been locked for days?
PenguinPal3017 19
Obviously the problem had already been fixed. Or someone lied to make this happen!
Gubbon 17
Who apologized?
fde2blknimout 18
Only a pos would lock the door. Or a loser
lj2000 5
You didn't even cough when they had a crew of people outside your stall. Dude. Learn how to shit in public