Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
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beckacloth 0
how can your just throw things in a bag for TWO MONTHS?
Laci_Laine 0
Not sure how u could do that. I always make a list and double check that I have everything when I pack. Obviously not everyone makes a list but you'd think you would at least look at what u put in your suitcase...
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Luckys_fml 0
sucks
MsTs1 0
You took the one you were going to take for the trip, common sense. if you didn't, go buy a gun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger
epicfailburger 0
uhhh the one that fits? you said guess :)
colts609380 7
which pile?
Denikk 0
none?
littlemisslee 0
oops...
chaos753159 4
^agree but why didnt you take both stacks??
El_patron 0
lose weight during the trip :)
Laci_Laine 0
Not sure how u could do that. I always make a list and double check that I have everything when I pack. Obviously not everyone makes a list but you'd think you would at least look at what u put in your suitcase...
mzmartinez92 0
ur totally right haha
beckacloth 0
how can your just throw things in a bag for TWO MONTHS?
crzy_vballr 0
u just throw in evrything u hav.....and its a girl so uv gotta go shopping within those 2 month so if u 4get something its not that big of a deal.....its really not that hard
Nan_fml 0
And it's really not that hard to use actual words when you're commenting... Anyway, way to perpetuate female stereotypes...I'm a female and I only go shopping once in a blue moon...in fact, I absolutely hate shopping...
coldplaylive2003 0
So maybe wearing them will force you to lose weight sounds like you could benefit
artpsychopedia 0
#7 -- I've got piles of clothes I've donated to charity because I'm 40lbs lighter than I need to be to wear them. If I lost weight they still wouldn't fit. Fail.
diet_otaku 0
but at least if they were too big they'd be wearable. it's easy to wear a shirt that's too big and pants can be held up with a belt. if they're too small, though, you're ******.
t_tru 0
Diet Otaku, I think you must be a dude. Chicks don't like to wear all our clothes too big.
Prawn_fml 2
Stereotypical much, #70? Whatever is wrong with wearing big clothes? And if there is something 'wrong' in your mind, why would it only apply to one sex? Seriously, use your brain now and then.
paperfox_fml 0
Yep, I make lists too. And check them a million times. And then I walk around the house looking at everything to make sure I haven't missed something I need, and root through the suitcase to check everything I thought I put in really is in... Bear in mind this is all done one or two days in advance, and for trips lasting only a week or two. I may be a bit excessive in my packing, but seriously, who packs for a 2 month trip the day their plane leaves?!
MissCharlotte_fml 26
I do exactly what you do! I would have also packed my bag weeks before the trip. Really, YDI OP for waiting till the last second.
easylazy 0
You took the regular one? Or the thrift one? WHY WOULD YOU POST A QUESTION THAT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO ANSWER
janefrom1979 0
um, isn't it kinda obvious? if she took the clothes she was supposed to take, she wouldn't have posted this in the first place.
Aulo 0
#12: Kudos for letting a joke fly over your head.
Lexia_fml 0
It is a really lame joke
abcdefghiloveyou 0
I laughed...
sharpe15 0
i think it's funny
kittykat1501 31
I was going to make this joke, but like why are you posting here if you took the right pile?
shawnarawwwrr 0
you'd think you'd realize this while putting shit on your luggage and YDI for packing for a two month trip right before your flight. i even pack for a few day long trip at least the night before...fail
diet_otaku 0
very much this.