Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Pleonasm 36
You were probably green with disgust, then red with anger, and then you probably throttled her til she was purple in the face. #YELLOW.
tgagliano95 15
Thats actually pretty funny. Your sister is awesome.
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Comments (69)
saintdroper 9
she sounds fun
cottoncandymango 17
I definitely thought this FML was going to end differently... I thought that when you opened her door you were going to see things that could not be unseen. But, I mean, come on. It's just skittles. Don't get your panties all up in a wad!
Bano360 25
Plot some revenge, including skittles.
courtz94 24
That's really gross. She's a jerk if all you were doing was helping, or going to help.
Grayness_ 26
That sounds funny tho
KiddoKS 19
At least you got some Skittles, right?
17This_Is_Me17 8
That was epic. Now tell her to "CLEAN THE RAINBOW" and shashay away
itsprobablyfine 7
let the little bitch clean it herself then.
KingreX32 21
lololololol interesting.
colvindj 22
Well, did you taste the rainbow?