Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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heyyyjune 11
Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.
Bostern 29
Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?
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Comments (104)
grahmagog 14
Change your number then?
hannaaaahr 33
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Oh yeah because that will magically make the images on his mind disapear.
grahmagog 14
It wouldnt you're right, but it would prevent any further images coming up
ohgeejosee 19
Send them back Goatsie. Haha
SailorSolaris 43
It'll stop him from seeing any more images.
heyyyjune 11
Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.
gidgiddonihah 11
Priceless. Make it clear in her profile that she is very open to sexting. :)
tjv3 10
I would give out her personal info to strangers on the street.
Bostern 29
Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?
klovemachine 24
Just respond by giving them her number :)
TourettesGuyFTW 26
A problem shared is a problem solved!
NightingaleAnne 5
That is exactly what I was going to say! You could just tell them that you switched phones.
CrazyJ716 18
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To get her back, try doing it yourself. Get girls to text pics of themselves. Oh, and she got a new phone number. Message me and I'll give it to you...
Blackcatluck 19
Yea, just go up to random girls and tell them to send nudes to that number and they will, that's how it works right?
Sunyboy 12
Get back at her by putting her number on Craigslist.
Pwn17 25
So these events made you see the naked truth?
edris_305 21
Try sending them your 'junk' pics back that will teach them
CeCe184 17
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Sending pictures like that anyway is wrong and disgusting and can get people into big trouble.
karpoi 11
#46 - Not necessarily, the only way it could get them in trouble is if they're under 18...
CrazyJ716 18
You could also try a good old fashion swap. One guy sends you pics, you send them to another guy that sent you them. It'd make for an interesting reaction.
lbrown66 12
Send some headless shots back for their reaction