UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Aliya
United States
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
MY CHIPS
Tokyo, Japan
Pet peeve
Today, I got home from work to see that not only had my wife opened my bag of potato chips, she'd ripped it all down the side and left it open all day without a clip. Now my chips are stale. She has a whole bag of her favorite flavor, unopened, right next to it. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
tastetherainbow
Katy, United States
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Served cold
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda
United States
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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jeffandjeff 22
Fight her
Gravenmuir 18
Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.
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Comments (85)
jeffandjeff 22
Fight her
candyolympics 17
FINISH HER!
Baby_Wafflez 6
(sits here watching) dis gon b gud
orbit 22
Why fight, he just needs to get to the Doritos first, lick the flavoring off, and put them back. An eye for an eye
xxrogerthatxx 19
^makes the whole world blind.
ChristianH39 30
^is a trite and clichéd saying.
LeBoss2001 5
FATALITY
flame5768 14
that awkward moment, when you can only lick off the powder not the flavoring.
RenoTheRhino 30
So now, you have just plain tortilla chips!
False_Stupidity 42
Saliva flavoured tortilla chips...
Watchdog100 1
The best flavor!
sergei_yusef 11
With sister spit on them.
MidnaLink 35
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Augh! And I just ate before reading this!
Crazc 15
.... So?
FracturedMinds 21
Maybe his sister licks his chips too. This might not be a singular occurance.
MidnaLink 35
Only child. I just found that EXTREMELY gross to read after eating.
Helpfulman 17
@36 Most people would be disgusted WHILE eating, not after.
Zoldyck 17
Like you said, that's -most- people.
Gravenmuir 18
Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.
ThepurpleCow 19
Next time you get Doritos make them UUUUBER spicy so when she licks em she won't lick em again.
noobienick 19
And how exactly would one go about making them spicy?
Zebediabolical 45
Pour in some habanero powder. Add sriracha. Add chopped up hot pepper seeds. Dump in some of those hot pepper flakes from cosco. Need any more ideas?
Meettitan 14
Pour in a bottle of Tabasco, shake the bag, and walk away.
weveallbeenthere 30
ghost pepper powder, doesn't get hotter than that.
nevergetsfirst 11
There's a pepper which is the primary component in pepper spray. Use that? She won't go anywhere near chips ever again
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Use a Peruvian puff pepper.
laden_swallow09 35
54- Uhh, ANY spicy peppers have capsaicin, which is the main ingredient in spray.
NLM22 14
what if she likes spicy foods?
sergei_yusef 11
#15 tobasco isn't that hot .-.
sergei_yusef 11
And #44 you can get hotter, the scorpion pepper is at least twice as hot ranking at 2.2 mil. on the Scoville Scale while ghost is at 1.3 mil, and the reaper pepper is even hotter. And you can get hotter than that. I don't recommend this stuff because it is ONLY for experimental use or decoration saying "yeah, I got some spicy shit", but there is Blair's 16 million reserve.
Khaleesi_26 30
Did you find that out after you ate some Doritos? That's gross.
Dreamsorrow93 24
So people aren't suppose to do that?
Fiorella1 19
No #7, they aren't.
mbwilks 10
Hahaha. If they are your chips you can do whatever you want with them. But if you share them with the people you live with then you probably should not do that haha.
Rizzen 27
thats ******* repulsive
MandyMeow_fml 18
This is why we can't have nice things! She should have her Dorito privileges suspended until she eats them the normal way.
garrett_8614 14
Or at least throw them away instead of putting them back in the bag, that's ******* disgusting
orbit 22
NO. Doritos can't be wasted like that! She is unworthy.
08zw 19
She can't eat them the normal way if she can't eat Doritos because her Doritos privileges are suspended :/
kingdomgirl94 29
I like to lick the flavouring off too but I eat the ******* chip after I do that!!
False_Stupidity 42
I'm hoping that you found this out by seeing her doing it and not by eating Doritos and wondering why they were a bit soggy and there was no flavour.