Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Tucatz 0
And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.
Bubs_fml 0
Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (137)
Monty_Python 0
Your ex-BF is awesome! But FYL. You didn't deserve that one.
Erinx3 0
What an ass. Whoever says YDI needs a falcon punch(: I'm sorry. I hope you find someone who isn't a dick.
abbydoll1414 0
You probably shouldn't have had sex while his friend was there.
mememememe 0
Well at least you know it wasn't because the sex was bad :)
thegoodlifeNOT 0
omg he's a douche! your prolly better off without him!
iEuphorical 0
Wowww, what an asshole.
Hollydolly 0
asshole.
EffedUp 0
If your going to sleep with him while his friends are in the driveway you deserved it.
magiczipperman 0
hahaha bitch u got beatt. props to that guy too for boning such a stupid **** like you
wrestler_fml 0
Hmmmm....... maybe he should have changed his mind about the break-up, if he could do you every day. but you deserved that for being a hoe, nevertheless. You bang your b/f in private, not when other guys are downstairs and see you with the outfit! Good god. Well personally, idc, cuz im a guy... but YOU should have some self-respect, i know that...