Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
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Tucatz 0
And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.
Bubs_fml 0
Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.
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Comments (137)
FML625 0
okay he was def an asshole and the fact that he brought his friends along to break up with you is retarded he is a baby haha and you really should be glad he's gone. he's a douche and you sound like you were a good girlfriend. there are plenty more guys out there and alot that wont treat you so bad also. just forget him.
baseline 0
#2 how the **** do you falcon punch a guy? A falcon punch is used on a pregnant female as an abortive measure. Tool. Bigups the boyfriend btw, never let a chance go by.
lollipopp56 0
yo. some of you guys are actually really funny. his friends weren't sitting out there waiting, they just dropped him off. the reason they were in the driveway is cause they waited til he got inside. but ya. that was whack. :(
kellster 2
He brought his friends over to break up with you??? What a ********! I guess he thought it was going to take two seconds and then he'd be on his way again? Jeez. But why the hell did you have sex with him knowing that his friends were right there, waiting for him? On top of that, why would you ever answer the door in only lingerie? What if it hadn't even been him?
Scrambles 0
#1 said all I needed to say. Next time, don't be so eager to hop into bed.
smiles1234 0
i disagree with #1 so much hes your boyfreind you should be able to trust him like that...i had a guy to the same thing its one of the most inferating things...you will find a better guy eventually and youll be so thankful that that asshole is gone
danzem 0
that is really terrible. you're better off without that jerk.
olivejuice 0
You in NO way deserved this. You were trying to have a sexy night with your boyfriend, and he totally used you. What an asshole. He'll probably end up getting some one-night stand pregnant with that kind of attitude, so just be glad he's out of your life... he'll get his one day.
tifferneelee 0
haha sucker
kandy_fml 0
WTF #1? It's not like it was some stranger who knocked on her door. It was her boyfriend. Try not to be so much of prick. To the OP, FYL. He's a jerk.