Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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Top comments
TxKitten79 10
He knew he had school work, and honestly that's more important.
Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5
at least hes responsible and cares about his future
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Comments (18)
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
thats when you should have showed him a peek and responded with "your loss" then heade home
EmDizzle2007 28
you watch too many movies.
ptoka 20
Because being a mature adult means dropping everything for his girlfriend? My wife would totally understand and wait if that were the case. Getting further ahead in studies and thus a successful future is such a bad thing.
TxKitten79 10
He knew he had school work, and honestly that's more important.
rockninja 21
i mean cmon. ydi because he had work. and thats more important
Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5
at least hes responsible and cares about his future
Alup132 22
Why do people think they’re so entitled and that their S.O. should drop everything or not do something important just because they wanna have sex?
bl3ur0z3 17
Omigod! He handled an important responsibility before allowing you to distract him? You must dump him. Find a guy who deserves you. One who won't let responsibility get in the way of putting his penis inside you.
RichardPencil 32
You’re lucky you got lucky after three hours! With the unannounced pop-in, there’s a chance you could be shown the door.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe save the spontaneous sex for when you live together, and you can be sure he's not busy.
tounces7 28
What you need to do is find yourself a loser with no future. He'll be right for you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hello!
123Puppy 33
You need to be more understanding and supportive.