Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
gracehi 33
You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.
mxgirl1998 26
He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (103)
mxgirl1998 26
(1st..yay) That sucks op. He shouldn't be mad at you..you deserve better. A+ for trying!
cheesyfeet2001 31
Don't worry op! See if you can talk to him about it.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
laughed and left the room for ten minutes? maybe you did turn him on and he went to take care of some business.. if ya know what I mean op ;)
derpina72 23
Tell him how it made you feel and if he still doesn't understand, next time he's got an erection, laugh at it and leave the room. See how he feels.
lolnothanks 18
Men are confusing
mxgirl1998 26
He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!
Unixxxion 22
agreed!!! He should be happy at the least!
fallenshadow16 25
As long as you felt sexy in it that's all that matters. I'm sure he didn't mean any harm anyway :)
LonelyBoy5920 15
50 Shades of nope...
fsomelife 26
50 shades of nay
Miss_Chevious 37
at least it isn't 50 shades of gay
LonelyBoy5920 15
Bit homophobic dont ya think.
17031990 20
Next time he comes out of the shower or something, laugh at him, see how he likes it!
ladybugz23 13
I would do that and see how he feel.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
He'd probably think you're just a nutter for laughing at nothing. It'd be better to just have a fully planned revenge, always go full ass, don't half ass anything.
wakemeupplease 21
I'm confused shouldn't you be the one supposed to get mad? :D PS: hope he won't get mad at me cause I'm confused :p
Noheartbeat 19
Sorry to hear that OP! Just go talk to him and explain how you're feeling.
fsomelife 26
You mean horny? If this didn't clue him in...
MDoremis 38
I think she meant the feelings of hurt and inadequacy her husband gave her by laughing at her efforts.
gracehi 33
You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.
Setareh23 34
#32 yup that's pretty much the gist of it In any case, when I see the type of people who complain about how "confusing" their SO is because of stuff like this, I just assume they're complete idiots.
nameisname 12
Sorry my brain is slow. How is that suppose to make you confident?
hersheykisses511 18
Sarcasm