Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML
Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML
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MG62 6
Mr. College needs to be hung by the parts he was using to cheat. Guys, grow a pair and break it off with your girlfriend before you have sex with someone else. You know as soon as you want to or have sex with someone else, your relationship is over with your girlfriend. And having it come from you before someone else tells your girlfriend your cheating could save you a lot of damage to your car or "bike". And vice versa ladies you need to do the same. The guy isn't always the cheater.
ChiefMammothTusk 8
No you weren't
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ChiefMammothTusk 8
No you weren't
Hippo_Holiday 19
Karma's a bitch, I guess
MG62 6
Mr. College needs to be hung by the parts he was using to cheat. Guys, grow a pair and break it off with your girlfriend before you have sex with someone else. You know as soon as you want to or have sex with someone else, your relationship is over with your girlfriend. And having it come from you before someone else tells your girlfriend your cheating could save you a lot of damage to your car or "bike". And vice versa ladies you need to do the same. The guy isn't always the cheater.
1gullible_bugger 34
Next time be more clear