Elliott_B
United States
Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML
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amerwin 3
Did I say Jim? I meant 'him'!!
iAmScrubs 19
It's time to jump in your Batmobile and make a get-away.
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Comments (149)
MissPessimistic 0
can you say awkward?
DivakiddOsz 5
oh god that's just wrong
volley4eva1698 0
he was such a great guy, he had two names
theaws0m3guy 4
Beat me to it!
chlorinegreen 27
"ohhhh we gave each other nicknames... I called him Jim."...."he called me negligent" ugh tough break op but sorry for misfortune on your friend "Jim"
eminemchick 19
theres so many death related posts lately
iSitt 0
Jim was his escort svc name.
BaconDave 12
It's the apocalypse!
enonymous 9
His name is Robert Paulson. If you get the reference I will shower you with cookies... or just shower with you
imacreeper 3
I was thinking of "should have had a v8" but then "need a moment? Twix" came into my mind. OP should have had a Twix.
garrettsgirl 0
oh bummer.....:/ awkward silence
MLK12345 4
You shouldve given them some curry. That makes everyone feel better!
RandomChickXD 0
The Fight Club reference! I win cookie..
eminemchick 19
idk 93 id pick the shower *commence thumbs down attack*
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
congrats 93 u now get to shower with a creeper
RandomChickXD 0
please try to contain your jealousy 95
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
he couldve saved himself with "i said Jim? I meant 'him'"
enonymous 9
It's ok the shower is filled with some of my former priests. She can have the cookie
Soloman212 28
"Him was a great guy"?
Soloman212 28
Ok disregard my last comment. I'm an idiot. >.<
Mr_Darkside 5
no but I can say turtle
Fmyspam 0
The FML is rich in humor. As are the comments.
EmperorPsycho 0
Sorry for posting at the top, but seriously, how can anyone say op deserved it???
ThatAkwardMoment 2
awkward
iAmScrubs 19
It's time to jump in your Batmobile and make a get-away.
sensoon15 7
yea and go right next door. he's their neighbor...he'd have to come back eventually
iSitt 0
need a moment? have a Twix. "Am I your man, Mr Dumbass?" "The name, is Dumass"
Lumenoire 0
But only the president of Mexico has a batmobile! ...Unless...
iAmScrubs 19
I believe the president of Mexico may actually drive an Invisible Boatmobile.
chiddy_bang71 0
DANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
Aim4thebullseye 4
a Mexican doesn't drive a batmobile they ride on donkeys, besides I would of stolen the batmobile from him by now
tennischik211 11
haha nice!
MrSassypants 34
63 hey! That's my other nickname other then Mr.Sassypants. 8)
Elliott_B 3
what the **** are you talking about
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
Random shit it seems
judices 0
comes to show how he cared for the family
thebestofboth 20
Goes to show*
all4pooh 4
What'd you dad say afterwards lol
johnson94 5
make like a hockey stick and get the puck outta there!
sns_fml 0
get it dad cause pucks not a bad word it sounds like one! winning
rallets 23
thanx for explaining the joke
smurfman44265034 0
lolfail
inn0centaphid 19
Not as bad as your comment
ribbyc80 0
Jim must have been her other lover
Spicynipples 0
or rich's other lover
Garyy_fml 11
^ your username makes it better
Shytinonmyself 3
⇑ win
obnum 19
wow lol that sucks
amerwin 3
Did I say Jim? I meant 'him'!!
usnwife 18
exactly!
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
ugh beat me to it
isabel22 0
Lmao(: that was funny
victo890 11
ouch, the neighbor could now think how bad her husband was XD
zstar 3
nickname? :'D
daisyloo 7
Yeah, we had nicknames for each other! He didn't tell you?:)