Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
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tigerisabelle 31
Could've been worse, you could've sarcastically let the ball go in by mistake
drayloon 50
I guess he wasn't prepared for the header?
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Comments (39)
Fgjvshnb 22
Hey, still made the save!
tigerisabelle 31
Could've been worse, you could've sarcastically let the ball go in by mistake
Recon13x 9
Soooo a goal going in is worse than a kid going to the hospital...
veenarm 8
absolutely don't you know how seriously people take this sport?
Lalala579121 28
Better a kid going to the hospital than a riot in the stands or a viral video on YouTube.
capnjacksparrow 7
Thats where i thought this was going originally
danimal_crackerz 26
That's what I was expecting when I read this
Recon13x 9
Lol I clearly don't have my priorities straight.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Would've been super embarrassing if he made the shot... oh wait it was embarrassing
drayloon 50
I guess he wasn't prepared for the header?
JetCyclone27 18
This is an example of instant karma
CoffeeChickBlows 13
^ This is an example of an attention ***** trying to be #1 and failing to make a comment that isn't complete shit in the process.
Tripartita 45
Ah, yes, Karma: the force that screws over people entirely unrelated to others' hubris.
Ayasha_fml 12
It really is Karma, though. If OP hadn't been such a macho showy wanna-be alpha male to a guy who probably made an honest mistake due to excitement, stress, etc that usually involves a game, and not kicked the ball so hard, the kid would be fine. Hopefully the parents and coach punished him as well as his guilt. YFDI big time. The side lines are, you know, usually where fans are. Kids, parents, family, friends, bystanders. The right direction would be to kick it back onto the field hard. Yes, I have played soccer, both casually and on a team. It probably goes by a different name, but physical dyslexia exists. Say you get a glass of milk and mix up the locations. You put the gallon in the cupboard and then the glass in the fridge, then realize what happened. I've done it, and a quick search online shows others have. It's not always just about reading or writing words backwards or mixed up.
Googleimages 9
I'm sorry did you just say that he deserved it because he blocked the ball?
Ayasha_fml 12
No, of course not. Blocking the ball is fine but making a show of it to embarrass the other guy.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Woah that's weird. My comment moved around and now it looks like I was calling Tripartita the attention *****. Anyhoo, don't let me interrupt while you're making no sense, #12.
newzealand 28
Sometimes I write long comments too, then I realise I sound crazy and/or stupid. So then I delete them..
Kitouran 30
That's not karma, though. Karma is the belief that whatever you do in this life, it carries over to the next. It's not at all instantaneous.
YuckyDuckyLucky 17
At least make your essay interesting..
Crazynocatlady 22
#12- how do you play soccer both "casually and on a team"? Is casual soccer an individual sport?
davidpropert 32
@12, idk how you think OP was being a "wanna-be alpha male" or what kind of soccer youve played where someone decides to kick the shit out of the ball at the goal because of "excitement" or "stress" from the other side of the field. Why the hell should he he punished for a mistake that happened in a game... He didn't hurt his team mate on purpose. Also, you're physical dyslexia comment is completely unrelated.
iMuffinKat 16
Well, you could've hit yourself in the head, I guess.
Tripartita 45
Wow, and I thought sarcasm went over poorly online…
gabechriswill 19
Well **** his life more like it. YDI, though sorry.
classicate 29
hi
classicate 29
ouch